I want my GudgeTV!

From the Spoutlet -- TedP has an idea:

I have one more idea for you if you move forward with your own reality TV show. You should never introduce Gudge to the audience or mention his name in any way. I assume that Gudge will be in each and every scene in each and every episode. Your audience will quickly begin to wonder who this little English chap is. You could effectively boost rating by shrouding Gudge in mystery and building a magnetic sense of intrigue around him much like Hunter Thompson did with his lawyer in books such as Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. For sweeps week, have Gudge do an encore wearing his old rabbit suit while presenting Mr. Bunny's Guide to Service Oriented Architecture.

Gudge as mere sidekick ala George Costanza, Kramer, Teller, or McMahon? I don't think so.

I want my GudgeTV!

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You edit specs at the W3C
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and miles for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a typo in your last call
Maybe get errata in your Rec

We gotta install SOAP and WSDL
Custom SOA installations
We gotta validate these schema
We gotta fix these interop woes

See the little faggot with the jeans and the tee-shirt
Yeah buddy he's got no hair
That little faggot got his own rice rocket
That little faggot he's a millionaire

We gotta install SOAP and WSDL
Custom SOA installations
We gotta validate these schema
We gotta fix these interop woes

I shoulda learned to work in a committee
I shoulda learned to play them games
Look at that guy, he's up there standing on the stage
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that? More powerpoint?
Bangin' on the keyboard like a chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Get your money for nothin' get your miles for free

We gotta install SOAP and WSDL
Custom SOA installations
We gotta validate these schema
We gotta fix these interop woes

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You edit specs at the W3C
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your miles for free
Money for nothin' and miles for free