Following in Dear Leader's Footsteps

McCain camp pulls its proposal — for passion fruit mousse

The McCain campaign quickly moved to quell the controversy over cabbage slaw. “Apparently a web intern added Rachael Ray to our policy team without her knowing it,” McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds told CNN Tuesday morning. “He was swiftly dealt with and the page is down for revision. Our apologies to Food Network …but according to our press assistant the passion fruit mousse is really worth trying.”

When you get caught doing something wrong, throw some poor shmuck under the bus. Worked for W.