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Friday, August 19, 2005

Yup, he's just a regular guy

The Daily Pick: Congratulations President Bush: You Broke the Record!!!:
Heartfelt congratulations to President Bush, who on Friday August 19th breaks Ronald Reagan's all-time record for most vacation days. The old record was 335 days, though Reagan took his sweet time of eight years to accomplish this feat. President Bush did it in nearly half the time. And with another two weeks of vaction on tap, he's obviously not content with simply breaking the record, he's going to smoke that record right out of the hole.

Great going, President Bush! We knew you could do it!
Yessiree! He's just a regular guy, alright. After all, almost everyone gets 10 2/3 week's of vacation a year, don't they? Of course, he'd remind us that it is "hard work" and that "he needs to get on with his life" so he can "make good, crisp decisions and to stay healthy". I'd have to say that judging by his track record of abysmal decision-making, his strategy isn't exactly working.

Hey Dubya, how's that war in Iraq going? Any luck finding Osama? Oh, that's right, you don't think much about him any longer. He's been marginalized.


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