I can't even think of headings anymore

Think Progress � Pentagon Response to Katrina Based on Nonexistent "Dodged a Bullet" Headline:

Pentagon Response to Katrina Based on Nonexistent “Dodged a Bullet” Headline

Joint Chiefs Chairman Richard Myers just wrapped up a live press conference with Sec. Rumsfeld on the Defense Department’s response to Katrina.

Myers repeated Michael Chertoff’s debunked claim that newpapers on Tuesday had said, "New Orleans Dodged a Bullet." But then he went a step further — Myers claimed that "most of the papers" carried that headline on Tuesday, and that the Defense Department’s response to Katrina was developed with "those words…in our minds"

How do these people sleep at night?

Maybe the General missed this post by Wonkette. Or, maybe the members of the Bush administration subscribe to the Fantasy Land Gazette?