Newsflash!

Apparently, according to Michael Brown, former Director of FEMA (Federal Emergency Mismanagement Agency) who is currently testifying before Congress, Carly Fiorina is (or was) CEO of IBM, and IBM, not HP, had merged with Compaq.

News to me.

Doofus McFubar tried to use the "IBM/Compaq merger" as an analogy for the difficulties faced by FEMA when it was merged in with DHS.

It's hard work!