Two turkeys

Dan Froomkin:

The White House Web site wants your help picking a name for the two turkeys who, in a long White House tradition, will be 'pardoned' by the president before Thanksgiving.

The official choices are: Democracy and Freedom; Blessing and Bounty; Marshmallow and Yam; Wattle and Snood; and Corn and Maize.

Too bad they're not accepting write-ins. You know who would win: Scooter and Karl.

LMAO!