LMAO!

One of my children's favorite books (for me to read them when they were very young) was Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham. Via the HuffPo, comes this updated version. The WitList: Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess):

That Abramoff!
That Abramoff!
I do not like that Abramoff!

'Would you like to play some golf?'

I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

'We could fly you there for free.
Off to Scotland, by the sea.'

I do not want to fly for free.
I don't like Scotland by the sea.
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

Read the whole thing. Priceless!